Altoids: The Curiously Stong Mint

    Okay, we give in, we admit it. We are addicted to Altoids. Robin got her first Altoid from her Mom years ago, before they were popular and she loved them.  Slowly, she's introduced them to the world. She takes full credit for their popularity now.

Now we also like wintergreen Altoids too.

Here is our list of reasons to eat Altiods:
too...
-freshen your breath
-quiet an upset stomach
-get your boyfriend to kiss you
-hope other people smell them and ask you for one
-get the taste of whatever you had for dinner to go away
-attract attention
-cover up the fact that you were in a rush this morning and didn't brush your teeth
-stay awake in class
-look cool !!!!
-love that rattle of the pellets in the tin box. Amuses small children and squirrels.

Don't even ask how many Altoids boxes we have because even we don't know. We just know that almost anywhere  we turn, there one is.

 

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